Crinjometer for PC

The crinjometer will change your life!

Since ancient times, many thinkers have argued that there is such a kringe that is not created or granted by anyone. Everyone has it, but thanks to skill or ignorance, many of us do not even know about its existence. There comes a day when we begin to understand what kind of kringe each of the people has. But not everyone understands how to distinguish what is kringe and what is not? It's time to figure it out. In 1985, a Norwegian robot called Spring Ladder, came up with the world's first shame machine. It was very easy to use it, first you had to put on a diaper and squat down. Then the robot had to pull the red cord. After all these frauds, a percentage number appeared on the circular panel with the dial indicating the amount of kringe in diapers. Count for yourself! Now this car is already outdated, now there are more modern models. We cannot say that it is outdated, but it is outdated.

Therefore, meet the new, updated version of this shame machine, which is now called the crinjometer. Diapers were discontinued. Now all that is required of the user is to sit back and turn on the device. The application has a new, amazing interface that people will understand in 0 years. Also, the scanning process takes not 27 minutes but 10 seconds. Also, for scanning, it is not necessary to have the kringe source itself available, but it is enough only to have its digital counterpart in the form of a photo or gif image. This can be called the evolution of the ancient shame machine. And that's why we say "glory to progress!", we did a great job! Hurray! Long live enlightenment!